February 2012
dryadalum:
party brock is in the house tonight
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Dad: So it's a book about kids killing other kids
Me:
Dad: on live television
Me:
Dad: with the whole nation watching
Me:
Dad: And this is what you obsess over?
Me: I don't really see the problem here.
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i wanna stab myself in the feelings
friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown & only 17 to smile
me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck